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Doctor holding a miniature naked person that has been dichotomized by a red laser? I guess

Let's Ban Things, Together.

p-value < .05 ?

Dichotomania: "arbitrary", a "disaster", and "an obsessive compulsive disorder".

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Do you want Science to be around for your grandchildren to enjoy?

Yes! But maybe only biostatistics.

Are you Bayesian?

Yes, yes you are.

Do you like writing pedantic journal articles about things that happen in pedantic journal articles?

Obviously, I love statistics.

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