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Doctor holding a miniature naked person that has been dichotomized by a red laser? I guess

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p-value < .05 ?

p-value < .05 ?

p-value < .05 ?p-value < .05 ?p-value < .05 ?

Dichotomania: "arbitrary", a "disaster", and "an obsessive compulsive disorder".


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Yes! But maybe only biostatistics.

Are you Bayesian?

Yes, yes you are.

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